News Briefs 04-07-2008

Filed under: General — Turner Young @ 11:08 pm

I can’t believe the news today…

Huuuuuge thanks to Greg, Rick, Kat and RPJ… Happy July 4th!

Quote of the Day:

It's an amazing thing to think that ours is the first generation in history that really can end extreme poverty, the kind that means a child dies for lack of food in its belly. We have the science, the technology, and the wealth. What we don't have is the will, and that's not a reason that history will accept....

Bono


[Florida] Florida governor grows beard

Filed under: General — Fark.com RSS @ 10:16 pm
Orlando Sentinel

[Obvious] Canada freaks out about Google not changing their logo for the day by writing a letter

Filed under: General — Fark.com RSS @ 9:38 pm
National Post

Miniature dachshund gnaws off diabetic owner’s toe (AP)

Filed under: General — Yahoo! News: Odd News @ 9:22 pm
AP - An Illinois woman says her beloved miniature dachshund gnawed off her right big toe while she was asleep. Linda Floyd told the Alton Telegraph for a story Wednesday that her beloved Roscoe was euthanized because of safety concerns.

Cremated remains part of fireworks show (AP)

Filed under: General — Yahoo! News: Odd News @ 9:12 pm
AP - One of the fireworks bursting above the city this year will contain a bit of cremated remains — a fitting tribute, organizers say, to the man who ran the annual event for 40 years.

Man nabbed after calling cops on stolen cell phone (AP)

Filed under: General — Yahoo! News: Odd News @ 9:12 pm
AP - A Duluth man is under arrest after he called police on a cell phone from a purse he had just allegedly snatched. Police arrested the 29-year-old man on Wednesday.

Man accused of robbing, then hugging Mo. victim (AP)

Filed under: General — Yahoo! News: Odd News @ 9:12 pm
AP - Police in the southeast Missouri town of Poplar Bluff are looking for the gunman who robbed a man on Monday night, then gave him a hug before fleeing.

Former hot-dog-chomping champ hungry for new title (AP)

Filed under: General — Yahoo! News: Odd News @ 9:12 pm

Takeru Kobayashi, left, of Japan poses for photographs with last years hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut, of San Jose, Calif. during the weigh in news conference for the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest Thursday, July 3, 2008  in New York. The contest will take place Friday July 4, 2008 in the Coney Island section of the Brooklyn borough of New York.  (AP Photo/Frank Franklin II)AP - He's gone from hot-dog top dog to underdog. Renowned competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi is aiming to chomp his way back to the top of the annual Fourth of July hot dog eating competition on Coney Island after a disappointing three-dog loss last year shattered his six-year winning streak.



[Asinine] Parents mortified that snowflakes from prestigious private school fail to get accepted to Harvard, Yale or Princeton and instead are forced into such backwoods hovels as Johns Hopkins, Wesleyan and Vanderbilt

Filed under: General — Fark.com RSS @ 9:11 pm
NYPost

Former hot-dog-chomping champ hungry for new title (AP)

Filed under: General — Yahoo! News: Odd News @ 7:21 pm

Takeru Kobayashi, left, of Japan poses for photographs with last years hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut, of San Jose, Calif. during the weigh in news conference for the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest Thursday, July 3, 2008  in New York. The contest will take place Friday July 4, 2008 in the Coney Island section of the Brooklyn borough of New York.  (AP Photo/Frank Franklin II)AP - He's gone from hot-dog top dog to underdog. Renowned competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi is aiming to chomp his way back to the top of the annual Fourth of July hot dog eating competition on Coney Island after a disappointing three-dog loss last year shattered his six-year winning streak.



[Dumbass] If you’re going to use lit candles to spell “I love you” in a hotel room in the hope of impressing your girlfriend, don’t wait 40 minutes before showing it to her

Filed under: General — Fark.com RSS @ 7:20 pm
Stuff.co.nz

[Hero] Bozo the Clown dies at age 83

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KNBC

[Scary] Death by Cheese: The most horrific competitive eating injuries

Filed under: General — Fark.com RSS @ 6:36 pm
Slate

[Cool] Ben Franklin marries Betsy Ross at Independence Hall. Finding no snowballs handy in July, locals toss batteries at the couple and boo

Filed under: General — Fark.com RSS @ 6:35 pm
CBS3.com

[Unlikely] Saudi Arabia invites Israeli rabbi to an interfaith conference. Answer your cell phone, rabbi, its Admiral Ackbar calling

Filed under: General — Fark.com RSS @ 6:35 pm
Breitbart.com

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